I got this e-mail from a friend. Remember the Seven Dwarves......

How The Fight Started...

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of

the  car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and

life-stuff seems  to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

 ..... and that's when the fight started . . .